Capitals shred their playoff aspirations in shambolic defeat: numbers for the morning after  RMNBRangers have memorable weekend with back-to-back first hat tricks, 2 dominant wins  The New York TimesCuylle gets 1st NHL hat trick, Rangers ease past Capitals  NHL.comMonday Caps Clips: Broadway Flop  Japers' RinkCaps’ playoff hopes take a broadside in blowout loss to Rangers  The Washington Post